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Butter Beer Cinnamon Buns with Mallow Fluff (vegan)

I’m going to watch Fantastic Beasts this weekend and in a fit of excitement I decided to prepare myself…by indulging in a Harry Potter movie marathon, as you do. This in turn got me excited about butter beer, but simultaneously sad because I have no butter beer here. However, it did give me the idea… Continue reading Butter Beer Cinnamon Buns with Mallow Fluff (vegan)

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Chocolate Hazelnut Oat Cookies (vegan | gluten-free)

Is it wrong if I’m openly admitting that before the cookies were baked they actually tasted much better?! In my opinion, the raw version was a notch above the cooked biscuit. Should I not be so blunt? I think I caught this attitude from my German boyfriend! In England, we’re often accused of beating around… Continue reading Chocolate Hazelnut Oat Cookies (vegan | gluten-free)

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Baked Lemon Cheesecake Bars (vegan |gluten-free)

I honestly can’t take this sudden abundance of raw imitation cheesecakes with their soft nut bases and their faux-cream fillings pumped with expensive fruit powders (another useless non-entity of an ingredient) just to hype up their appearance. They don’t really taste like real cheesecake and you normally have to spend at least a day’s salary… Continue reading Baked Lemon Cheesecake Bars (vegan |gluten-free)

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Curry Calzone with Chilli Cheese (vegan)

Apparently, word on the street is that some Queen of Herpes told a bunch of hardknock hunky Trojans to eat their tables in order to find peace. Dinner time approached and they were not eager in the least, despite their lack of food, expecting these wooden tables. However, they were pleasantly greeted with bread –… Continue reading Curry Calzone with Chilli Cheese (vegan)

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Tartlets- the food equivalent to babies (vegan)

I would first like to reiterate that pastry really is a motherfucker. Making it is simply kitchen torture. I know the pastry do-gooders in this world will beg to differ with that statement, but they’re specialists, and to be frank, I am not! There was not a single point in this process that I looked… Continue reading Tartlets- the food equivalent to babies (vegan)

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Crumpets…and no they’re not English muffins! (vegan)

These heavenly holes are no ordinary holes. To clarify, I’m not referring to attractive women (slang term previously used in the UK), but to the bread. However, it is a bread like no other. As we know, bread contains ‘holes’ or pockets of air that form during the cooking process- some holes are bigger than… Continue reading Crumpets…and no they’re not English muffins! (vegan)