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‘Tis the Season for Citrus and Nuts

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, 'Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... That's all for now since my singing isn't something to boast about! Merry Christmas guys (although I know it's January as I write this, which feels pretty wrong and I hope I don't get ridden with bad luck… Continue reading ‘Tis the Season for Citrus and Nuts


Chocolate Hazelnut Oat Cookies (vegan | gluten-free)

Is it wrong if I’m openly admitting that before the cookies were baked they actually tasted much better?! In my opinion, the raw version was a notch above the cooked biscuit. Should I not be so blunt? I think I caught this attitude from my German boyfriend! In England, we’re often accused of beating around… Continue reading Chocolate Hazelnut Oat Cookies (vegan | gluten-free)


Peanut Butter and Walnut Millet Blondies (vegan | gluten-free)

Never in my life had I heard of millet until a couple of months ago. The word been thrown around now and again by the gluten haters, not the coeliacs, just people who hate gluten for the sake of hating it. I on the other hand do not hate gluten. But I do think wheat… Continue reading Peanut Butter and Walnut Millet Blondies (vegan | gluten-free)


Chocolate and Walnut Banana Bread (vegan | high protein)

Believe it or not, but I have actually met people in this life time who do not like anything whatsoever to do with bananas. Their texture, their shape, their smell, their entire existence basically. It’s a little uncalled for, but who knows what banana-associated childhood trauma they encountered. Maybe they were fed too much banana… Continue reading Chocolate and Walnut Banana Bread (vegan | high protein)

Salty · sweet

2-ingredient peanut butter (vegan | gluten-free)

Today I overheard the word 'penis' bellowing prominently from the mouth of the dean of my university as I exited the classroom shortly after teaching my first lecture of the morning. At first I was like, wtf, with a mild fear of what I might stumble across when I walked into his office- luckily he… Continue reading 2-ingredient peanut butter (vegan | gluten-free)


Baked Lemon Cheesecake Bars (vegan |gluten-free)

I honestly can’t take this sudden abundance of raw imitation cheesecakes with their soft nut bases and their faux-cream fillings pumped with expensive fruit powders (another useless non-entity of an ingredient) just to hype up their appearance. They don’t really taste like real cheesecake and you normally have to spend at least a day’s salary… Continue reading Baked Lemon Cheesecake Bars (vegan |gluten-free)


Emergency biscuit base (vegan | gluten-free)

Every morning without fail, my boyfriend whips himself up a 1000kcal shake- yes, I’m jealous, envious of the fact that if I had that every week, Let alone everyday, I wouldn’t fit through the front door. Anyway, despite my green-eyed monster issue, he’s consistently efficient, ensuring that the blender is spick and span, ready for… Continue reading Emergency biscuit base (vegan | gluten-free)