Marmite and Meaty Mushroom Gravy (vegan | gluten-free)

This subjectively delicious, chocolate spread-lookalike is a salty-as-hell, smooth-as-caramel yeast extract in goo form that is traditionally used as a spread to smother buttered toast with. Little did I realise that Marmite goes beyond the meagre spread status. I’ve used it in place of ketchup for chip dipping, as a filling for jacket potatoes, as… Continue reading Marmite and Meaty Mushroom Gravy (vegan | gluten-free)


1-step Hummus (vegan | gluten-free)

I guess all bog-standard hummus recipes only require 1 step, but when you read the words out loud from paper (or your screen if you’re below the age of sixty), it just makes it that little more obvious how fucking easy it is to cook something! There’s no cooking even required! Hummus is friggin awesome… Continue reading 1-step Hummus (vegan | gluten-free)


Butternut Squash Dulce De Leche (vegan | gluten-free)

Everyone raves about Dulce De Leche, but to be honest, I’ve never seen what all the fuss is about. Yes it’s sweet, velvety, smooth and sticky and totally screams toffee, caramel, cream and butterscotch- the things humans love- but there’s lots of food out there just as great. Though, I guess what’s unique about Dulce… Continue reading Butternut Squash Dulce De Leche (vegan | gluten-free)


Smoky BBQ Sauce (vegan | gluten-free | fat-free)

When there’s a BBQ you know it’s a bloody good day. Sun (which is a rarity in England), Pimms, grilled-everything and best of all, the sides. For me, sides are really a little piece of heaven, and there’s always so many to choose from. Though I’m one of those annoying people that takes their sweet… Continue reading Smoky BBQ Sauce (vegan | gluten-free | fat-free)


Smoky Tofu Steak with Sticky Cola Sauce (vegan | gluten-free)

Tofu steak? Yes, it might appear deceptive, especially to the carnivores out there, and for that I apologise. I know how you feel…it was like the time I was in NYC and ordered cauliflower steak- I was under the impression that I would receive a fat juicy steak accompanied by some potentially meek and mild… Continue reading Smoky Tofu Steak with Sticky Cola Sauce (vegan | gluten-free)