Grape Jam (vegan | gluten-free | fat-free)

It’s definitely a fact that the best thing grapes can be turned into is wine. Ok, well maybe it’s an opinion, but I’m sure at least fifty percent of humans would not beg to differ! The next best thing in the list of world’s best food and beverages is definitely toast. I don’t know how… Continue reading Grape Jam (vegan | gluten-free | fat-free)

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2-ingredient peanut butter (vegan | gluten-free)

Today I overheard the word 'penis' bellowing prominently from the mouth of the dean of my university as I exited the classroom shortly after teaching my first lecture of the morning. At first I was like, wtf, with a mild fear of what I might stumble across when I walked into his office- luckily he… Continue reading 2-ingredient peanut butter (vegan | gluten-free)


Caramelised carrot hummus (vegan + gluten-free)

Don’t you just hate it when people take you up on your empty gestures and then you’re left in a shit situation in which you’re required to carry out some sort of physical labour to satisfy them and prevent developing the reputation of being a flop who doesn’t stick to their word?! More often than… Continue reading Caramelised carrot hummus (vegan + gluten-free)


2-Step Peach and Plum Candy Compote (vegan + gluten-free + fat-free)

I deceive you not when I say this really does taste like sour peach sweets, one of my top five candies of all time. Peaches are such cheeky little, playful fruits, with their teasing bum-like shape and baby fluff exterior- although that description makes them sound pretty strange and almost disgusting, but that juicy, soft… Continue reading 2-Step Peach and Plum Candy Compote (vegan + gluten-free + fat-free)

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Crumpets…and no they’re not English muffins! (vegan)

These heavenly holes are no ordinary holes. To clarify, I’m not referring to attractive women (slang term previously used in the UK), but to the bread. However, it is a bread like no other. As we know, bread contains ‘holes’ or pockets of air that form during the cooking process- some holes are bigger than… Continue reading Crumpets…and no they’re not English muffins! (vegan)